Kellys in Hollywood

Rayleen is working!

Unlike her father who has never worked in his life and has moaned and groaned and whined with envy through his adulthood, I can no wreveal that since having her fat fucking useless arse kicked out out of the council, before she got any real pay or long term perks, har har, Rayleen now has some gainful employment.


It is not up to us to judge but being a hostess with the mostest at sex toy parties is not to be sneezed at, especially for a fucking ugly virgin like her.

Terry of course helped and added his support to his daughters venture and was heard to remark, "I hope this isn't a regular thing, this fucking job lark. Nobody in our family has ever worked or a living and they never will..." He was somewhat mollified with being allowed to keep and take home for personal appraisal the pink dildo seen here in his hand. He also got second dibs on the Bareback 'Mount Him' blowup doll the ugly bald fucker grabbed as soon as Rayleen got it out the bag.

So everyone, please put your hands together and congratulate Rayleen on finally getting a job and being the first of the Kelly clan to have one.

Terry 'Herr Fritzl' Kelly

Rayleen is rather mature to be hanging on to Daddy's coat tails wouldn't you all agree? She seems very attentive and I was wondering why this might be.

Does Terry have a cellar? Rayleen looks like she has given birth to a dozen kids...horrible thought that that is. Could it be that in Ferguslie there is a case of father and daughter having unnatural relations? Let's be honest, they don't come much more unnatural than the Kelly twins do they?

I received an email with this graphic taken surreptitiously and I have no reason to doubt its authenticity, unless Terry wants to deny it?



The picture does fit the bill and psychology though doesn't it? Who but a useless and desperate fat fucker would touch Rayleen, and who would touch that useless fat fucker but Rayleen? Terry is very pro gay, so a bit of girly dressing action wouldn't surprise me.

We always knew you were a pervert Kelly, and now we have the poof...sorry, typo, proof.

Black Dog - or The Labrador That Dare Not Speak Its Name

In a recent post, our good friend Councillor Kelly unleashed yet another tiresome diatribe against the armed forces.

In this post, Terry mentions that Guy Gibson (of Dambusters) fame was a particular hero of his.

However, the poor Councillor, in response to a question in the comments section he is unable to bring himself to print the name of Guy Gibson's dog - Nigger.

The councillor's justification?

Anonymous 15:13

The black Labrador, are you saying he was a racist ? This was the early 1940’s and it was Britain not America.

The word you allude did not carry the same subtext as it does now.

I did respond to the councillor asking why he could not bring himself to print the dog's name and whether, during the 1940's only Americans had sole rights to use the word "nigger" as a derogatory insult. Or was it perhaps only after the war that Americans, having beaten the Germans were looking for a new "evil" to fight?

I further went on to ask whether he thought the dog's name would be retained in Peter Jackson's forthcoming remake of The Dambusters.

I'm still waiting for the councillor to respond. I won't hold my breath.

I think I may have just thrown myself out of the club ...

Terry has a post up regarding Glyn Travis's comments about the pampering of British prisoners. He doesn't blame Maggie, or the SNP (although he doesn't admit, but we wouldn't expect, would we, how much worse 10+ years of Labour Home Secretaries have made things). I couldn't spot a spelling mistake (although his grammar is still cr@p and his formatting appalling - but this is Our Hero we are talking about). In short, a Terry post I actually agree with. Read it yourself.

In case he has a heart attack (he must be high on the risk list) at me supporting him therefore fails to approve my comment, you can see it below:

Entirely - there are a number of appalling failings in the prison system and these do appear to be worse in Scotland.

People with serious mental health or drug problems should be in care, not in prison - I accept that some need to be confined for the safety of society - but the lack of funding, especially for drugs treatment is a disgrace.

Prison should have two purposes - punishment and rehabilitation. The lack of effort put into the latter is disgusting - whether it is some spin doctor's "we can't be seen to be soft on criminals" frankly bollocks, or a lack of understanding about the way some prisons have operated to further distance prisoners from mainstream society.

The status of pregnant and nursing women is an issue for society - especially as so many, compared to the male prison population, are in prison for issues that, frankly, custody is a poor answer for - prostitution and drugs possession offences and non-payment of fines. At the very least, sufficient female staff should be provided to allow as much decorum in their treatment as is compatible with basic security.

The endless ratcheting up of tariffs to appease the Daily Mail brigade, the latest front page outrage and the understandably upset victims needs to be stopped - prison should be a last resort rather than the initial reaction. But that requires proper funding of probation and community sentence options and the ever-absent politician with a backbone.

I am going to have a drink now to convince myself that I have not whole-heartedly agreed with a Terry post.

I'm not sure I feel quite clean.

Work Avoidance Task today

Trawling through SNP blogs today and I came across this utterly fantastic graphic.



I link here

Can You Impress Terry?

It had to happen. At long last a fellow fan has put together a video tribute to our Terry. Sadly Terry is not impressed in fact if I'm not mistaken there is a definite note of contempt in his response.

However like the ultimate triumph of world socialism, it is inevitable that one of Terry's many, many fans will come up with something that meets our favourite councillor's high standards. Who will it be? Come on get film making comrades! Show Terry that we care.

I'll be keeping my eyes peeled for the best Terry tributes and featuring them here and here