Under Clarewil's post about her laughing so much she split her sides I read some comments from Dennis and Alex that made me think of a new game.
Rules are simple.
Google a phrase about Terry - Say "Terry is bad for the Middle East" and note the number of hits returned, now compare that to search to another person of infamy in the world like "George w Bush is bad for the Middle East".
The object is to find a phrase where Terry comes out better. Results to be posted in the comments and the best one will win the Guido t-shirt I will win for a Friday caption contest at some point.
Tuesday, 15 January 2008
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Ok, here's a couple:
Gordon Brown wants to shag Wendy Alexander - 1,790 results
Terry Kelly wants to shag Wendy Alexander - 17,800 results
or...
OJ Simpson crook - 20,100
Terry Kelly crook - 315,000
This is fun!
Geoff hoon is an embarrassing buffoon - 144 results
Terry kelly is an embarrassing buffoon - 1,320 results
Terry Kelly evil cunt - 84,200
Alex Salmond evil cunt - 704
Terry Kelly fat bastard - 18,400
Nicholas Soames fat bastard - 201
Terry Kelly resign now - 76,000
Alasdair Darling resign now - 30,800
although, obviously:
Peter Hain resign now - 335,000
craddock fanny - 38700
terry kelly fanny - 93000
amazing
Here is the t-shirt winner
Aleister Crowley devil - 95,200
Beelzebub devil - 196,000
Satanist devil - 329,000
Worship devil - 348,000
Adolf Hitler devil - 398,000
Lucifer devil - 442,000
Burn devil - 755,000
Hell devil - 922,000
Terry Kelly devil - 1,430,000
Yeah, I Know, I've got too much time on my hands
Google is becoming the Fount of All Knowledge. It knows everything, and then some. A bit creepy, really.
I'm pressed for time at the moment, but here's a small contribution:
Frank Spencer baffled - 11,000
Terry Kelly baffled - 13,400
No surprises there.
Of more interest to us members of the Great Man's fan club:
Superman hero - 1,100,000
Terry Kelly hero - 1,350,000
But what should we make of this? What arcane and secret information does Google possess? We should be told.
Anne Widdicombe transvestite - 614
Terry Kelly transvestite - 28,500
I like this game:
Terry Kelly fuckwit 12,900
George Bush fuckwith 9,080
Conclusive proof that Terry is, in fact, a bigger fuckwit than Bush.
I think Maxim is winning (for the first one about fannies) at the moment for the fact I laughed out loud in the office and could not explain myself to my workmates.
Ann Widdecombe homophobic - 874
Terry Kelly homophobic - 180,000
hehehehehe.
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