Terry In The Papers (Again)

There I was feet up reading the Herald when my eye alighted on the words that have done so much to provide the Scottish people with laughs in recent years. I am of course referring to Terry Kelly.

It seems Terry is less than impressed with the 2007 election campaign -maybe his failure to vote was a protest!

Here is his contribution in full; 'Terry Kelly as election agent for Wendy Alexander noted that some aspects of the campaign run well others were fairly shambolic (sic). It was noted that there were problems co-ordinating the campaigns between Paisley North and South and that measures need to be introduced now to prevent this hampering future campaigns.'

Naturally Terry claims he was misquoted -something that could be easily cleared up by releasing the correct minutes of the meeting he was speaking at when he didn't utter the above remarks.
Sadly I have not been blessed with the ability to see into the future but I suspect anyone holding their breath for Terry's minutes will be long dead before we're any further forward. After all why should a councillor explain feel compelled to explain himself to the common herd.